Las colegialas (1986)

(AKA Happy High School) An Argentinian sex comedy featuring Susana Traverso

This high school is out of control; the students are unruly and constantly grubbing on each other.

Profesora López (Carmen Barbieri) is a strict no nonsense teacher. Maybe she can get these kids under control.

In class, a student ties a vibrator to a remote control truck. Profesora López screams as she's pinned against the wall; the entire class erupts in laughter.

When the director decides to bring in Profesora Olga, a strict disciplinarian to establish order, a group of male students pays her a visit - and accidentally knocks her out.

She's rolled up in a rug and taken to the home of one of the students.

Maria (Susana Traverso), a prostitute, is paid to masquerade as Olga at the school.

La Directora (Elena Cruz) welcomes the "inspector" with open arms. The school is in dire need of a disciplinarian.

A running gag is this one girl is always asleep at school.

She's passed out on a playground slide with her skirt pulled up. A boy approaches and grabs her bare ass.

She is startled awake, but doesn't seem to mind.

Maria, doing her best to appear conservative, prim and proper is introduced by the director to the students and teachers.

Profesor Di Pietro (Guillermo Francella) is instantly smitten by the new inspector.

Profesor Di Pietro fantasizes that she's completely naked.

The real Profesora Olga is still passed out and being guarded by a student.

The phone rings, waking Olga up. The boy panics and punches her in the face, knocking her back out.

Profesor Di Pietro is teaching a student to play the recorder.

Maria and the director pop in the classroom to observe. Maria offers to play the instrument.

Profesor Di Pietro watches and pictures Maria and the student naked.

For some reason, whenever there is a loud noise (a sneeze, a bubblegum pop, etc.) Profesor Di Pietro is zapped in and out of seeing people naked.

Profesor Di Pietro pictures not only Maria and the student naked, but now the entire class is nude.

In the director's office, Maria is giving a lecture to the staff. His colleague sneezes, which again causes Profesor Di Pietro to see Maria naked.

The teacher sneezes again and thankfully Profesor Di Pietro sees everyone with the clothes on again. The gym teacher (Mónica Guido) is particulary impressed with Maria's presentation.

She approaches Maria to tell her how inspiring this was. Just as everyone is dismissed and leaving the room, Profesor Di Pietro hears a sneeze and is once again seeing them naked.

Profesor Di Pietro can't contain himself and screams like a madman. The gym teacher and Maria look at him like he's lost his mind.

In the girls' locker room, a nerdy girl sees the boys' locker room through a ventilation grate. It causes her to faint. The other girls rush to her aid.

She wakes up and describes what she saw; claiming Alejandro's dick was this this big!

Aerobics class

One of the students pops a bubble and this causes Profesor Di Pietro to once again see everyone without their clothes on.

He sees the gym teacher and the student who was playing the recorder earlier.

Profesor Di Pietro passes out and the students rush to help him out.

When he comes to, he looks up to see the girls looking down at him still nude.

In class, one of the students cheats using a cheat sheet written across her large breasts.

She's caught by the teacher.

She's kept after class.

She shows him her cheat sheet.

At that moment, the director enters the classroom.

Things spiral out of control at the film's climax. Maria is found out, the real Olga arrives, etc.

The recorder girl is naked again. Profesor Di Pietro is almost in a fugue state, where he permanently sees everyone on campus naked. THE END

VZ6 SCORECARD

This film is just packed with juvenile humor and gobs of nudity.  If you give your brain cells a rest, and just take in the spastic ribaldry, I think you'll have a good time.

Mónica Guido is an Argentinian actress who started out in sexploitation films like this in the eighties.  Later, she moved on to a successful television career.

ID needed - A lot of naked women in this film without an actress' name attached.  For instance, who is this aerobics girl?  Also unidentified - the girl with the cheat sheet on her breasts, as well as the sleepy girl and the recorder girl.

Of course it's really all about everyone's favorite Argentinian hottie - Susana Traverso. 

☆☆☆☆☆☆ 6/10