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(AKA The Games Girls Play) Tagline: "Some have the urge. Some have the touch. These girls have it all!" Christina Hart leads a bunch of repressed British girls to sleep with names pulled from The Sun.
Rich girl heiress Bunny O'Hara (Christina Hart) is attending a respectable party on the White House lawn, when a gust of wind gives the guests an eyeful.
As the wind continues to blow the soldier at the party is absolutely gobsmacked by the sight.
And it just continues to happen the entire walk down the garden path. The narrator explains that this was the start of this woman making "shambles of our entire military machine - worse than the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor."
The narrator explains that she's risen through the ranks like a hurricane. "It's a national emergency. We've got to do something before she completely destroys the Pentagon!"
We see Bunny fly through the air in slow motion, into the bed of a brigadier general. This girl must be stopped!
Our narrator, a Four Star General wants Bunny out of the country. He decides to make her rich father a British Ambassador and send her to the UK.
The punchline is that even this general is a "victim" of Bunny's charms. He tells her, "I'm going to miss my little Bunny-boo."
Bunny's father, Randolph O'Hara (Gordon Sterne), and his secretary Judith Carter (Myvanwy Jenn) deplane in England.
Bunny exits the plane, and once again her dress is blown up by the wind.
They are met by Lord Teakwood (David Beale) who can't seem to take his eyes off Bunny's open blouse.
Randolph is determined to not let the same thing happen in England that happened in the states. He's enrolled Bunny in a high-class finishing school for girls. She meets the the assistant headmistress Harriet Best (Sarah Brackett) whom they call "Hairy Beast". She introduces Bunny to her roommate Celina "Sal" (Drina Pavlovic).
Bunny meets her other roommates Chris (Jill Damas) and Jackie (Jane Anthony) the blonde.
The repressed British girls are aghast at Bunny's hedonistic ways. They can't believe she's lost count of how many guys she's been with.
The pool bell sounds and the girls get into their bathing suits. However, Bunny gets completely undressed and says, "Lead the way." They can't believe she plans on going out to the pool stark naked.
Bunny asks, "What's there to be modest about? It's a house full of females."
Chris says, "She's right. Let's all rebel against Victorian repression!" And they all strip nude and run downstairs.
The newly liberated girls strut down the stairs with Chris leading the way, Bunny following close behind.
Followed by Jackie and Sal taking up the rear.
Hairy Beast sees them, freaks out and starts sounding the alarm blowing her whistle wildly. But the girls are unfazed.
The pool is populated by other girls who can't believe their eyes.
Soon, other girls are joining in.
The headmistress catches up to them. They run but are ultimately caught.
The four roommates are punished; they have to clean up around the estate. Bunny is upset that there are no men around here. The girls hatch a plan to see if they can get in the sack with world leaders. They each pull a copy of The Sun and must sleep with the headliner of that edition. To prove that each of them has made it with their celebrity.
The school nerd Ducky (Erin Geraghty) is always with her camera. They enlist her to follow each of them and snap a picture.
Chris is the first to go. According to The Sun headline she pulled, she has to sleep with a Chinese ping-pong player. It doesn't quite turn out as fun as planned as the whole team starts manhandling her.
Despite the steam concealing much of the action, Ducky is able to get a picture of Chris and one of the ping pong players.
Jackie's turn. She has to sleep with a Russian diplomat named Krashneff.
Jackie goes to the hotel room occupied by Krashneff and gets undressed. She's surprised to find the Russian interpreter also in the room. Ducky is able to get a snapshot of this encounter as well.
Bunny gets intimate with a Henry Kissinger type character named Doctor Wolfgang Meyer. However, he's not the match she chose from the newspaper. Sal actually selected him.
Chris has to get back with the Chinese celebrity ping-pong player because she didn't actually get laid in the shower. So, she gives it another go.
But the language barrier is making it impossible to get anywhere.
Sal has Ducky hide behind curtains while she gets with her newspaper headline match, Doctor Wolfgang Meyer.
Having to witness each of their encounters, Ducky has never seen so much sex in her life. It begins to be too much for this nerd to handle.
Ducky starts running frantically down a dark alley, ripping her clothes off, begging anyone to have sex with her.
She runs up to random men, taking off more clothes, begging them to have sex.
Ducky is confronted by a police officer, but she doesn't slow down a bit, and tries to tear off his uniform. A crowd gathers to watch the scene.
The cope is finally able to get Ducky under control and carries her off. But the Chinese agents witnessed the whole thing - and they are on to Bunny's group, considering their photographs prime blackmail material.
Poor Chris is still stuck with the ping pong player. No matter how hard she tries, she can't seem to get him into the sack.
Evenutally all the girl's plans to get with each of their high-profile men ends in failure. As each girl is about to get laid, the British government interrupts and abducts the girl in the nick of time. The girls are brought before Stuart Beard (Ed Bishop) who informs them that they are compromising national security.
Ducky and Sal are admonished by Stuart.
The girls say their goodbye, and Bunny leaves the UK. They express their appreciation for all that she's shown them. THE END
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The good news is this is chock full of nudity - of the most cheeky, Benny Hill-esque variety you'll find. The big negative is that, once the girls decide to sleep with the names from newspaper headlines, things get a bit repetitive and boring. Yes, it's still peppered with nudity, but you have to endure a lot more boring dialog and plot points. I was enjoying it much more without that pesky plot getting in the way.
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I have to say, I didn't see the nerdy girl nude scene coming. Erin Geraghty wears an old time gumshoe reporter outfit for most of the film, and suddenly she's naked and screaming for sex through the streets. Also a bit surprised learn Geraghty acted for decades and had a successful career in Ireland and the UK.
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As the wind whips up Bunny's dress, we see she's not wearing underwear. My jaw hit the floor because this is Christina Hart who was in every seventies TV show imaginable: Happy Days, Charlie's Angels (1976), Six Million Dollar Man (1977), Hawaii Five-O (1977), The Incredible Hulk (1979), B. J. and the Bear (1980), The Love Boat (1981), Dynasty, C.H.i.Ps, and several times on Three's Company (1977–1981).
Christina Hart really puts on a clinic in this film. She begins the film with a windy upskirt, revealing bush. Then she's jumping butt naked into bed with the generals. Shortly thereafter, she's providing an upskirt exiting a plane, then strolling stark naked to the pool - with some shots underwater. The gripe with this film, as mentioned, is that it gets a bit bogged down in the plot where the ladies get with the various celebs from the newspaper. We not only see less of Christina Hart, but the nudity gets more sparse overall. But we do get another view when she's with the Kissinger fellow. Truly an embarrassment of riches.
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Whatever you want to say about this film, we get to see Jill Damas's breasts a long well-lit scene, and that makes it well worth it. Jill spends a lot of time talking and playing ping pong with her tits on full display. Life is good.
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Drina Pavlovic provides several nude scenes in this film. First at the glorious skinny dip scene, then later as she baits the Henry Kissinger character. She appeared in TV Times, February 1972 (right) and Carnival June 1971 where she says, "Now I would dearly love to do a strong character role. Unfortunately there are not many roles like that for young girls like me."
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The scene where Jill Damas, Jane Anthony, Drina Pavlovic and Christina Hart all march butt naked to the pool has to be one of the greatest ever, right? If this isn't in the HOF I don't know what is.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 7/10
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